Spencer. 22. Only interested in Simpsons posts

 

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

ahomeboyslife:

panicatthedisco:

If you came out to The Gospel Tour, you saw us cover “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen. If you didn’t, here’s a live video of it!

whoa panic! at the disco slays this cover of bohemian rhapsody 

Dude this is sick

Played 1,776 times

some-good-songs:

Roller Coaster  »  Blink-182

breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her,
Rollercoaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

unwomanlythoughts:

microaggressions:

When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.

Holy crap, I never realized.

Or you can just pick another fucking security question. Chill out people.

That’s it, I guess. Just go on living, whether you feel like it or not.

Anton Chekhov,The Seagull  (via tanghuijuan)

People post so man quotes by famous playwrights and have no idea that they’re actually from plays

(Source: myarmisnotalilactree)

ruinedxfate:

gaaayyyyyyy:

fandom-universe:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

Jesus fuck I am in someone else’s house trying to contain my laughter so they don’t think I’m absolutely fucking ridiculous

rhadicaly

oh my fucking god

(Source: videohall)

crieffgriefs:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

"like a dirigible"
"release the penguins"
"remove cattle from stage"
"rests are imaginary"

crieffgriefs:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

"like a dirigible"

"release the penguins"

"remove cattle from stage"

"rests are imaginary"

(Source: someone-inconspicuous)